{"id":135,"date":"2004-08-31T11:57:53","date_gmt":"2004-08-31T16:57:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=135"},"modified":"2004-08-31T11:57:53","modified_gmt":"2004-08-31T16:57:53","slug":"thought-for-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=135","title":{"rendered":"Thought for the day:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From my dear friend Jenny:<br \/>\n&#8220;If  I started bitchslapping all the people who deserved it, my arm would start windmilling around like Pete Townshend&#8217;s&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I spent a couple minutes arguing with a real barker last night, who decided that her 70 year old friend shouldn&#8217;t be allowed to ride a motorcycle because &#8220;Everyone knows after 70 your reactions are shot&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I can feel those shoulder muscles aching to swing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From my dear friend Jenny: &#8220;If I started bitchslapping all the people who deserved it, my arm would start windmilling around like Pete Townshend&#8217;s&#8221; I spent a couple minutes arguing with a real barker last night, who decided that her 70 year old friend shouldn&#8217;t be allowed to ride a motorcycle because &#8220;Everyone knows after [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}