{"id":1395,"date":"2007-03-21T21:58:45","date_gmt":"2007-03-22T02:58:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1395"},"modified":"2007-03-21T22:03:48","modified_gmt":"2007-03-22T03:03:48","slug":"modern-technology-rocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1395","title":{"rendered":"Modern technology ROCKS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my car is a little piece of paper with the name of a young couple printed on it, a remembrance of their special day. No, I didn&#8217;t attend their wedding, but I got a memorial just the same. So I&#8217;m reminded to post about it here. <\/p>\n<p>As I was hunting last fall I stumbled across a largish pile of crap far away from civilization- or at least as far away as you can get in an Indiana forest preserve. I approached and discovered it was a cluster of brightly colored balloons  that had once been filled with helium. Attached to the balloon, yards and yards of polyester ribbon, and attached to the ribbon, plastic badge holders with the pieces of paper on it. <\/p>\n<p>Great! Now we don&#8217;t even have to VISIT  the great outdoors to leave the detritus of our daily lives amidst the wild, we can use MODERN TECHNOLOGY and send our shit places we cannot go ourselves.<\/p>\n<p>Fucktards. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my car is a little piece of paper with the name of a young couple printed on it, a remembrance of their special day. No, I didn&#8217;t attend their wedding, but I got a memorial just the same. So I&#8217;m reminded to post about it here. As I was hunting last fall I stumbled [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1395"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1395"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1395\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}