{"id":1412,"date":"2007-03-30T09:27:08","date_gmt":"2007-03-30T14:27:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1412"},"modified":"2007-03-30T09:27:08","modified_gmt":"2007-03-30T14:27:08","slug":"i-dont-care-if-it-rains-or-freezes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1412","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t care if it rains or freezes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>long as I got a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/printer_friendly_story\/0,3566,261743,00.html\">Chocolate Jesus<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>The artist aparently intends to invite people to &#8220;lick and nibble&#8221; at the 200 lb statue. <\/p>\n<p>Is that why he made it &#8220;anatomically correct&#8221;? <\/p>\n<p>Yick. <\/p>\n<p>I have to say, I&#8217;m all for anything that involves 200 lbs of chocolate, but this is just over the top for me. I&#8217;ll stick to bunny ears. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>long as I got a Chocolate Jesus The artist aparently intends to invite people to &#8220;lick and nibble&#8221; at the 200 lb statue. Is that why he made it &#8220;anatomically correct&#8221;? Yick. I have to say, I&#8217;m all for anything that involves 200 lbs of chocolate, but this is just over the top for me. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}