{"id":1415,"date":"2007-03-31T10:04:30","date_gmt":"2007-03-31T15:04:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1415"},"modified":"2007-03-31T10:05:03","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T15:05:03","slug":"and-yea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1415","title":{"rendered":"And yea,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>verily did the <a href=\"http:\/\/anarchangel.blogspot.com\/2007\/03\/consult-book-of-armaments.html\">Anarchangel<\/a> slay the small, saucer shaped fowl, and there was much rejoicing; thus did the people praise the Lord&#8217;s mighty power, and grovel in awe in his presence, and they didst feast on the fruit-bat, and the orang-outang, and the pate, and the breakfast cereal.<br \/>\nThe lord looked down upon His People, and in His mighty Eye, he found it good. <\/p>\n<p>And then did the Lord speak:<br \/>\n&#8220;Verily, with my Rod and my Staff I shall shepherd you,<br \/>\nand with my 1911A1 I shall slay the unbelievers<br \/>\nand there will be great celebration<br \/>\nand John Moses Browning will come down<br \/>\nlike an angel from Heaven, and he will bring my blessing<br \/>\nupon the blowback automatics<br \/>\nand the gas-operated machine rifles<br \/>\nand the Holy Shotgun of Antioch, the Browning A-5.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And again, didst the people rejoice,<br \/>\neven unto the rejoicing too much,<br \/>\nand Kurdosh of the Jamekites lamenteth<br \/>\n&#8221; Verily, I hath eaten the entire thing&#8221;<br \/>\nand much Bicarbonite of Soda was consumed. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>verily did the Anarchangel slay the small, saucer shaped fowl, and there was much rejoicing; thus did the people praise the Lord&#8217;s mighty power, and grovel in awe in his presence, and they didst feast on the fruit-bat, and the orang-outang, and the pate, and the breakfast cereal. The lord looked down upon His People, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}