{"id":1418,"date":"2007-04-03T06:33:12","date_gmt":"2007-04-03T11:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1418"},"modified":"2007-04-03T06:33:12","modified_gmt":"2007-04-03T11:33:12","slug":"the-most-perfect-night-of-the-year-so-far","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1418","title":{"rendered":"The most perfect night of the year so far"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>and the hotel doesn&#8217;t have a single room with a window that opens. <\/p>\n<p>Whoever the sorry fuck was that fell out of a third floor window and caused the rest of us to have to suffocate in closed rooms, I hope you did a bang up job. Bastard. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and the hotel doesn&#8217;t have a single room with a window that opens. Whoever the sorry fuck was that fell out of a third floor window and caused the rest of us to have to suffocate in closed rooms, I hope you did a bang up job. Bastard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}