{"id":1431,"date":"2007-04-13T17:13:44","date_gmt":"2007-04-13T22:13:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1431"},"modified":"2007-04-13T17:13:44","modified_gmt":"2007-04-13T22:13:44","slug":"anaesthesia-and-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1431","title":{"rendered":"Anaesthesia and you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the preop consult yesterday I was told (over and over and over again) that I needed someone to come take me home after the surgery. <\/p>\n<p>I will, the Ogwife will be there, but I fully intend to make her let me drive down the Ryan in an anaesthesia induced haze. <\/p>\n<p>I want to know how all those other fuckers feel for once. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the preop consult yesterday I was told (over and over and over again) that I needed someone to come take me home after the surgery. I will, the Ogwife will be there, but I fully intend to make her let me drive down the Ryan in an anaesthesia induced haze. I want to know [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1431\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}