{"id":1432,"date":"2007-04-11T21:22:22","date_gmt":"2007-04-12T02:22:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1432"},"modified":"2007-04-11T21:22:22","modified_gmt":"2007-04-12T02:22:22","slug":"im-eating-sams-club-cajun-trail-mix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1432","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m eating Sam&#8217;s Club Cajun Trail Mix."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Give them something to look at when they Xray me tomorrow. nutballs. <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t get to eat anything till after noon, and at that point I begin my liquid diet, so this is my last solid food till after the surgery. Dang, I ought to eat me a chocolate egg or something too. My ass is gonna be on fire. Maybe they&#8217;ll give me a shortarm inspection too, and I can give the girls in Radiology something to talk about. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Give them something to look at when they Xray me tomorrow. nutballs. I don&#8217;t get to eat anything till after noon, and at that point I begin my liquid diet, so this is my last solid food till after the surgery. Dang, I ought to eat me a chocolate egg or something too. My ass [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}