{"id":1450,"date":"2007-04-19T21:32:24","date_gmt":"2007-04-20T02:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1450"},"modified":"2007-04-19T21:32:24","modified_gmt":"2007-04-20T02:32:24","slug":"liquid-diet-day-seven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1450","title":{"rendered":"Liquid diet day seven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I dreamed I took two snickers bars and held them under my armpits until I had absorbed them through my skin. This sucks, and I&#8217;m doing it to myself. <\/p>\n<p>Ah, well. I&#8217;ve lost a lot of weight, and am losing more every day. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I dreamed I took two snickers bars and held them under my armpits until I had absorbed them through my skin. This sucks, and I&#8217;m doing it to myself. Ah, well. I&#8217;ve lost a lot of weight, and am losing more every day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1450"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}