{"id":1453,"date":"2007-04-21T22:58:12","date_gmt":"2007-04-22T03:58:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1453"},"modified":"2007-04-21T23:46:12","modified_gmt":"2007-04-22T04:46:12","slug":"og-fucked-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1453","title":{"rendered":"Og Fucked Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hi Og&#8217;s crew,<br \/>\nThis is Dick, from <a href=\"http:\/\/bigdicksplace.blogspot.com\/\">www.bigdicksplace.blogspot.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s giving me the keys to this pig for a day or two while he&#8217;s having a hot nurse jam a cold thermometer up his ass, and sucking down massive quantities of artificially flavored nutberry Jello.<\/p>\n<p>Am I going to tear the place up, rearrange the furniture, reset the thermostat, and feed the dog whiskey? Hell yes I am. It isn&#8217;t everyday somebody screws up to this magnitude, and I&#8217;d be halflit on cheap tequila if I didn&#8217;t fuck up the place just a little bit.<br \/>\nTrust me, I only consume the good stuff. Jose Cuervo Black Medallion to be specific. Three fingers at a time, no ice, no water. Anything less would be for pussies.<br \/>\nWhile my humor might be a wee bit different than Og&#8217;s, we pretty much shit in the same box.<\/p>\n<p>One other thing&#8230; While I&#8217;m here, I&#8217;ll ask for the trolls to bring on their best and brighest. I&#8217;m hungry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi Og&#8217;s crew, This is Dick, from www.bigdicksplace.blogspot.com He&#8217;s giving me the keys to this pig for a day or two while he&#8217;s having a hot nurse jam a cold thermometer up his ass, and sucking down massive quantities of artificially flavored nutberry Jello. Am I going to tear the place up, rearrange the furniture, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}