{"id":1454,"date":"2007-04-22T09:34:30","date_gmt":"2007-04-22T14:34:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1454"},"modified":"2007-04-22T09:34:30","modified_gmt":"2007-04-22T14:34:30","slug":"im-not-dead-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1454","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not dead yet!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>I don&#8217;t want to go on the cart<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I will be having my surgery on tuesday. it&#8217;s a pretty simple procedure and I expect it to go smoothly. The doctor seems to be a bit on the sawed-off side, so I suggested she get a pair of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marshalltown.com\/catalog\/display_item.asp?edino=16658\">these:<\/a><\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;ll probably need them to reach up over my ginormous bulk. <\/p>\n<p>I wonder if they give the anaesthesilogist and folks a chair to sit in during the operation? I want &#8217;em to be comfy. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll post a couple times, but I wanted Dick to have the run of the place just in case, you know, Dagon or Sir Fredrick Fucktard showed up. he&#8217;d know what to do. Dick would be ever so pleased to kick their asses up past their shoulderblades, and I want to see that happen. <\/p>\n<p>Additionally, my old friend and confidant mlle. Jenny (Jenny! Jenny!) will be keeping watch, and should I snuff it, the two of them will get to fight over the rights to party- on the blog, so to speak.<\/p>\n<p>Keep a happy thought. Now, yardwork!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t want to go on the cart I will be having my surgery on tuesday. it&#8217;s a pretty simple procedure and I expect it to go smoothly. The doctor seems to be a bit on the sawed-off side, so I suggested she get a pair of these: She&#8217;ll probably need them to reach up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1454"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1454"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1454\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}