{"id":1470,"date":"2007-04-27T12:18:38","date_gmt":"2007-04-27T17:18:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1470"},"modified":"2007-04-27T12:18:38","modified_gmt":"2007-04-27T17:18:38","slug":"car-wash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1470","title":{"rendered":"Car wash!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, raining like a horse pissing on a flat rock, and there are a couple kids doing car washes. Kids from the local Southern Baptist church. <\/p>\n<p>Now. I like a clean car as much as the next guy. But isn&#8217;t the point of a high school or church car wash less getting your car cleaned and more watching barely postpubescent girls scantily clad wash it? (and contribute to their cause, of course, yeah, that&#8217;s it) Who is going to line up to see sixteen year old girls in granny skirts and boys wearing ties and pants that have armpit-high waistlines wash your car? <\/p>\n<p>Nobody, that&#8217;s who. I felt bad for them, but drove on anyway. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, raining like a horse pissing on a flat rock, and there are a couple kids doing car washes. Kids from the local Southern Baptist church. Now. I like a clean car as much as the next guy. But isn&#8217;t the point of a high school or church car wash less getting your car cleaned [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1470"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1470\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}