{"id":1484,"date":"2007-05-01T20:05:52","date_gmt":"2007-05-02T01:05:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1484"},"modified":"2007-05-01T20:05:52","modified_gmt":"2007-05-02T01:05:52","slug":"i-dont-know-anyone-i-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1484","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t know anyone I like"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That doesn&#8217;t feel the passing of a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.babytrollblog.com\/index.htm#TheresAPicture\">beloved pet<\/a> like a knife to the gut. <\/p>\n<p>I was having this conversation the other day, with one of my oldest and dearest friends. He stated: &#8220;When I reach the pearly gates, I have a question for the Big guy. Why did he have to make dog&#8217;s lives so short?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I told him, hey, Gary, I can tell you that. it&#8217;s to make their life precious to us.<br \/>\nMost Christians hold that animals have no soul. You know what I think? Fuck any supreme being that wants me and not my dogs. <\/p>\n<p>Godspeed, Jake. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That doesn&#8217;t feel the passing of a beloved pet like a knife to the gut. I was having this conversation the other day, with one of my oldest and dearest friends. He stated: &#8220;When I reach the pearly gates, I have a question for the Big guy. Why did he have to make dog&#8217;s lives [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1484"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1484"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1484\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}