{"id":1492,"date":"2007-05-08T08:04:44","date_gmt":"2007-05-08T13:04:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1492"},"modified":"2007-05-08T08:04:44","modified_gmt":"2007-05-08T13:04:44","slug":"lazarus-is-still-useless-as-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1492","title":{"rendered":"Lazarus is still useless as hell."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1426#\">Cooney<\/a> is still healthy, and fine, thanks for all your prayers and thoughts- bt the cat is still some kind of useless. <\/p>\n<p>The other night, I saw him laying in the kitchen, and a mouse ran right across his paws from under the stove to under the sink. He was oblivious.<\/p>\n<p>Now, cooney was never a mouser- he will catch and kill a rabbit, once in a while, but mice apparently just don&#8217;t interest him. Still, you&#8217;d think that a mouse right on your paw would be a treat for a cat, right? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cooney is still healthy, and fine, thanks for all your prayers and thoughts- bt the cat is still some kind of useless. The other night, I saw him laying in the kitchen, and a mouse ran right across his paws from under the stove to under the sink. He was oblivious. Now, cooney was never [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1492"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}