{"id":1505,"date":"2007-05-14T16:33:48","date_gmt":"2007-05-14T21:33:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1505"},"modified":"2007-05-14T16:33:48","modified_gmt":"2007-05-14T21:33:48","slug":"now-this-will-just-piss-you-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1505","title":{"rendered":"Now this will just piss you off."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As my body adjusts to the new plumbing mods, I find that (due, at least in part to the much smaller volume of food I&#8217;m eating) I only have a solid BM about every three days. No, that&#8217;s not a big deal, I don&#8217;t care how often I shit. What IS a huge deal, is the aroma, and the fact that the shit floats. <\/p>\n<p>This can only mean one thing.<\/p>\n<p>Farts I should be inflicting on my fellow travellers, nasty, annoying, stinky farts, are being concentrated in my shit, and getting flushed. Now I&#8217;m pissed, I swear. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As my body adjusts to the new plumbing mods, I find that (due, at least in part to the much smaller volume of food I&#8217;m eating) I only have a solid BM about every three days. No, that&#8217;s not a big deal, I don&#8217;t care how often I shit. What IS a huge deal, is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}