{"id":1523,"date":"2007-05-22T08:40:34","date_gmt":"2007-05-22T13:40:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1523"},"modified":"2007-05-22T22:25:18","modified_gmt":"2007-05-23T03:25:18","slug":"wookin-pa-nub-in-aw-de-wong-paces","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1523","title":{"rendered":"Wookin pa nub in aw de wong paces."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theothersideofkim.com\/index.php\/tos\/single\/10612\/\">Kim<\/a> posts about his happiness to be out of the dating pool, and I couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t agree more. <\/p>\n<p>Fact is, for guys like Kim and I, and probably a lot of you out there, dating is the ultimate in salesmanship. We have to sell our attributes in a way that makes them endearing, and I have to say, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a pig what needs a bucketload of lipstick. And a couple pounds of bondo. And maybe a bra and a girdle. <\/p>\n<p>The ultimate goal, of course, is to marry dramatically above ourselves. To be wed to a woman who is our superior physically, mentally, emotionally, and if possible who has a saner and more normal family than ours. Money is good too. The evolutionary advantages alone are huge- but the reality is, pimping my big ass out as some kind of prize is a task of no minor difficulty. <\/p>\n<p>Lets face it: If I got what I deserved, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d be married to a crack whore with no teeth and bad odors emanating from every orifice, who takes potshots at me every once in a while with my own guns, and regularly stabs me in my sleep. <\/p>\n<p>Instead I managed, like Kim, to attract a woman who is an absolute doll; a woman who still gives me serious wood to see her naked, a good mother and wife, a joy to go to sleep next to, and wake up next to. <\/p>\n<p>And I pray every night that she never comes to her senses. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kim posts about his happiness to be out of the dating pool, and I couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t agree more. Fact is, for guys like Kim and I, and probably a lot of you out there, dating is the ultimate in salesmanship. We have to sell our attributes in a way that makes them endearing, and I have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-og-on"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1523"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1523"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1523\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}