{"id":1526,"date":"2007-05-23T22:23:21","date_gmt":"2007-05-24T03:23:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1526"},"modified":"2007-05-23T22:23:21","modified_gmt":"2007-05-24T03:23:21","slug":"it-occurs-to-me-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1526","title":{"rendered":"it occurs to me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>that people have no idea what decent food is. <\/p>\n<p>Just got back from my first postop meeting with the nutritionists- a group meeting, with about seven postop patients, and three preop hopefuls. <\/p>\n<p>The nutritionist made several comments about food choices and etc, that were downright asinine- but that doesn&#8217;t surprise me, nutritionists for the most part have all the sense god gave possums. <\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, when people in the groups suggested certain things, like eating foods we enjoy but which are on the &#8216;forbidden&#8221; list, she made noises that I thought were reminiscent of Chef&#8217;s succubus girlfriend from South park. <\/p>\n<p>it became readily apparent that she had never had a good tasting meal in her life- she brought in some sugar free fat free pasteurized process salad dressing- said &#8220;it&#8217;s the best thing I ever tasted!&#8221; I smelled it, and thought it was shit. After tasting it, I&#8217;m confident I would have preferred shit. <\/p>\n<p>This woman had obviously never had a decent meal in her life, and was trying to explain to a bunch of people who knew how to enjoy food, how much we should be eating like her. <\/p>\n<p>Sorry, lady. You go out and eat my mom&#8217;s cooking for a year, and you&#8217;ll be lining up for bariatric surgery too. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>that people have no idea what decent food is. Just got back from my first postop meeting with the nutritionists- a group meeting, with about seven postop patients, and three preop hopefuls. The nutritionist made several comments about food choices and etc, that were downright asinine- but that doesn&#8217;t surprise me, nutritionists for the most [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1526"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}