{"id":1534,"date":"2007-05-27T10:23:12","date_gmt":"2007-05-27T15:23:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1534"},"modified":"2007-05-27T10:23:12","modified_gmt":"2007-05-27T15:23:12","slug":"race-day-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1534","title":{"rendered":"Race day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First one I&#8217;ll miss, ever. <\/p>\n<p>Taking the wives and moms to the Mu Sci Ind in Chicago. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll catch the highlights later, I guess. THis was the only day for this that made any sense. So I&#8217;ll miss the race.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand- Any little snotnosed assholes wanna start some shit about our military and their mission? <\/p>\n<p>Bring it on, fuckers. I&#8217;m hungry, I&#8217;m a lot thinner, I&#8217;m remarkably fast, and I will make you suffer. I&#8217;m not as forgiving as Dick is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First one I&#8217;ll miss, ever. Taking the wives and moms to the Mu Sci Ind in Chicago. I&#8217;ll catch the highlights later, I guess. THis was the only day for this that made any sense. So I&#8217;ll miss the race. On the other hand- Any little snotnosed assholes wanna start some shit about our military [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1534"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1534\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}