{"id":1539,"date":"2007-05-28T09:53:50","date_gmt":"2007-05-28T14:53:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1539"},"modified":"2007-05-28T09:53:50","modified_gmt":"2007-05-28T14:53:50","slug":"wtf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1539","title":{"rendered":"WTF"},"content":{"rendered":"

is going on with men’s underwear?<\/p>\n

I went to Wally World yestiddy to get me a couple packages of drawers i didn’t walk out of with every other step, and I had the got-damnedest time finding a pack of briefs.<\/p>\n

Now, it has been a while since I purchased drawers. The reason for this, is that I’m a man. And like all men, I still consider it a valid pair of drawers if there’s one fruit of the loom guy still hanging on to a shred of wasteband. <\/p>\n

But as I’ve said, I am walking out fo my drawers now, so I needs me some new ones. I walk down the aisle to find package after package of boxer briefs.<\/p>\n

okay:<\/p>\n

1: trust me, nothing on earth is gonna make me look like the toned black guy wearing the boxer briefs on the package. In fact, no man over 300 lbs ever could.
\n2: I NEED SUPPORT FOR THE BOYS. I have a freakishly large scrotum, and my nads leak down the side of boxer briefs. Bad idea. <\/p>\n

Good lord. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

is going on with men’s underwear? I went to Wally World yestiddy to get me a couple packages of drawers i didn’t walk out of with every other step, and I had the got-damnedest time finding a pack of briefs. Now, it has been a while since I purchased drawers. The reason for this, is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1539"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1539"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1539\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}