{"id":1556,"date":"2007-06-06T20:32:36","date_gmt":"2007-06-07T01:32:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1556"},"modified":"2007-06-06T20:32:36","modified_gmt":"2007-06-07T01:32:36","slug":"ch-ch-ch-ch-changes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1556","title":{"rendered":"ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My office has a back door- an employee entrance- that looks sort of like this.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1555\" height=250 alt=exit_door.jpg src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/06\/exit_door.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The push bar across the bottom is about belt buckle height, or maybe a little above.<br \/>\nFor the last ten years, I have opened that door by walking up to it, my belly pushing the bar, and walking out. <\/p>\n<p>Today, after a week away, and a few more pounds lost, I walked up to that door full tilt&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>and pasted my face into it with all my might. <\/p>\n<p>yeah, yeah. My gut is no longer big enough to push the door handle open. <\/p>\n<p>Shut up and help me wipe this blood off the door, willya? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My office has a back door- an employee entrance- that looks sort of like this. The push bar across the bottom is about belt buckle height, or maybe a little above. For the last ten years, I have opened that door by walking up to it, my belly pushing the bar, and walking out. Today, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}