{"id":1572,"date":"2007-06-12T19:34:21","date_gmt":"2007-06-13T00:34:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1572"},"modified":"2007-06-12T19:34:21","modified_gmt":"2007-06-13T00:34:21","slug":"bumpersticker-wisdom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1572","title":{"rendered":"Bumpersticker wisdom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pulled into a parking lot behind some shitbox car covered with anti-bush anti-war anti-military bumperstickers. She dove for a good spot, lest she have to walk an extra two feet to the door.<\/p>\n<p>I parked, as is my norm, far away, the walk doing me good and the distance doing the Exploder&#8217;s paint good. <\/p>\n<p>As I approached she was STILL getting out of her car, yapping on the phone. Thankfully, she did turn the damned thing off. I said &#8220;I like your bumper stickers&#8221; She smiles and says &#8220;You hate bush too, huh?&#8221; I said &#8220;No, they let everyone know you&#8217;re a retard and to give you wide berth&#8221;. She turned in a huff and flipped me off. Nice. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pulled into a parking lot behind some shitbox car covered with anti-bush anti-war anti-military bumperstickers. She dove for a good spot, lest she have to walk an extra two feet to the door. I parked, as is my norm, far away, the walk doing me good and the distance doing the Exploder&#8217;s paint good. As [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1572"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1572\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}