Love was such… wait, strike that. <\/p>\n
Yesterday my day began by dealing with the worst auto dealer in North America. Not for my car, but for mom’s. They wanted $900 to change a $300 part, not including the part. So I had them tow the car to my house so I could fix it myself. Mom is going out of town so there’s no hurry. <\/p>\n
Then I go help a friend work on one of his CNC machines, a large router. There’s a switch that has become maladjusted and I’m trying to adjust it, which I do, over the course of a couple of hours, and just as I’m about to test it, the factory closes so I have no idea whether or not I’ve accomplished what I wanted to accomplish. I’m rolling off the corner of the machine, as I button things up, and my keys alighn perfectly so that I dig my P38 into my right thigh, the dull blade cutting a 1\/4″ deep scar an inch across.<\/p>\n
So I drive home, starving, stop and get a White Castle- which I know I can eat- but that hunger mechanism kicks in and I forget to thoroughly chew the first couple bites, and in fifteen minutes I’m on the side of the road hurling into the cattails. I get home, and the dog is going apeshit, so I take him out, and he somehow slips his collar, and by the time I’m done chasing him down and getting him in the house again I’m exhausted. But I need to mow the lawn, so I start up the mower and drag it out, mow the neighbor’s yard first, and as I’m about to start mowing mine, it THROWS A ROD. So I bring it inside to see how much damage has been done and disassemble it- It can be easily fixed, and I have most of the parts, I just need to get out this morning and get them. <\/p>\n
The ogwife and daughter are on vacation, visiting famly in C, eh? N eh? D eh? so I’m revelling in my bachelorhood. Fun, huh? Come home, love of my life. Shit don’t go worth a damn when you’re not here. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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