{"id":1680,"date":"2007-07-29T21:14:42","date_gmt":"2007-07-30T02:14:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1680"},"modified":"2007-07-29T21:15:34","modified_gmt":"2007-07-30T02:15:34","slug":"auto-repairs-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1680","title":{"rendered":"Auto repairs again."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Helped my optometrist fix the brakes on his truck and his wife&#8217;s car. A couple hours.<\/p>\n<p>Went home and had to pee so bad I went without even bothering to wash. So I got brake dust all  over my pecker.<\/p>\n<p>Later, in the shower, I grabbed the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goophandcleaner.com\/\">GOOP<\/a> and rubbed it on, thinking, I hope this shit don&#8217;t burn. It doesn&#8217;t. <\/p>\n<p>Felt kinda good, actually. <\/p>\n<p>Hope I can stop it. <\/p>\n<p>Used four cans tonight. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Helped my optometrist fix the brakes on his truck and his wife&#8217;s car. A couple hours. Went home and had to pee so bad I went without even bothering to wash. So I got brake dust all over my pecker. Later, in the shower, I grabbed the GOOP and rubbed it on, thinking, I hope [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shadetree-mechanic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1680"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1680"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1680\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}