About thirty years ago, I was watching a friend of mine get stinking drunk, and though I warned him against the things he might do when drinking, did so anyway, just because. <\/p>\n
Now, I was not, at the time, all that opposed to stupidity myself, and in fact often acted as if it were a virtue. This time, though, I was trying to prevent my friend from being a fool, and he wasn’t listening. <\/p>\n
So he got hammered like an anvil.<\/p>\n
And we got him tattoed.<\/p>\n
Well, no, actually, we didnt- but we made him THINK he did. <\/p>\n
One of our guys was a pretty good artist, and we had him do a drawing of the guys mom doing something unspeakable to a hog. <\/p>\n
On his hand. <\/p>\n
We then held his hand against the muffler of a car to cause it to swell somewhat and hurt. <\/p>\n
He woke up, took one look, and wigged. <\/p>\n
Now, I’ve seen people wig before, and I’ve seen people wig since, but I have never seen anyone wig out the way he wigged out, when he became convinced he had gotten a tat, in a visible spot, of something patently obscene. <\/p>\n
I don’t think he ever forgave any of us.<\/p>\n
He never drank heavily around us again, though. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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