{"id":1725,"date":"2007-08-29T06:44:21","date_gmt":"2007-08-29T11:44:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1725"},"modified":"2007-08-29T06:44:21","modified_gmt":"2007-08-29T11:44:21","slug":"where-do-they-come-from-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1725","title":{"rendered":"where do they come from?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And how do they always end up driving in front of me? <\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, on the way into work, I run across a guy in a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wavesinsolids.com\/index11.html\">hy-rail truck<\/a>, who drives slower and slower and slower until he finally stops dead on the expressway, pulls over, and starts yapping on his cellphone. Traffic is heavy enough that I can&#8217;t get around him until he gets to the median. And I nearly get creamed by the horde behind me. <\/p>\n<p>We didn&#8217;t need Christopher Columbus. This shit proves that the earth is round. No way this guy would EVER have gotten ahead of me if he hadn&#8217;t started eighteen years ago,in Peru. <\/p>\n<p>Christ, I need some coffee. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And how do they always end up driving in front of me? Yesterday, on the way into work, I run across a guy in a hy-rail truck, who drives slower and slower and slower until he finally stops dead on the expressway, pulls over, and starts yapping on his cellphone. Traffic is heavy enough that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1725"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}