{"id":1734,"date":"2007-09-03T09:05:45","date_gmt":"2007-09-03T14:05:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1734"},"modified":"2007-09-03T09:05:45","modified_gmt":"2007-09-03T14:05:45","slug":"after-your-morning-shower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1734","title":{"rendered":"After your morning shower"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You should put your glasses on. <\/p>\n<p>That way you can distinguish between the travel size Crest and the Preparation H. <\/p>\n<p>On the plus side, my roids are now minty-fresh. <\/p>\n<p>Glad I didn&#8217;t brush my teeth first. <\/p>\n<p>Thatisall. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You should put your glasses on. That way you can distinguish between the travel size Crest and the Preparation H. On the plus side, my roids are now minty-fresh. Glad I didn&#8217;t brush my teeth first. Thatisall.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}