You know, I’m generally not a vindictive type. People fuck with me, I put it down to the general asshattedness of people. I’m not petty enough to go after people just because they’re idiots, I’d be busy 24\/7. <\/p>\n
Once in a while, though…
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\nA couple weeks ago, someone cut off a good friend of mine in traffic. That wasn’t bad enough, but the person followed my friend to her place of business and created trouble with her boss.<\/p>\n
This kind of asshattery can not go unpunished, says I. <\/p>\n
I called up a friend of mine and asked for her help, and one night, late at night, I slipped a pair of her used frilly panties (actually, a Victoria’s secret thong) in the open window of his car. The family car, that is. <\/p>\n
Now, I don’t know what the conversation sounded like, when his wife found the panties in their car. I don’t know what the argument was like.<\/p>\n
But I know he’s sleeping in a hotel these days. <\/p>\n
Do NOT fuck with me or my family or friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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