{"id":1757,"date":"2007-09-17T21:30:07","date_gmt":"2007-09-18T02:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1757"},"modified":"2007-09-17T21:30:07","modified_gmt":"2007-09-18T02:30:07","slug":"monday-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1757","title":{"rendered":"monday, monday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, it started out ok, and all, but ended up being the reason for a lot of pain reliever sales. <\/p>\n<p>So far today I have been on fire, bled profusely, and had my toes run over by a golf cart. <\/p>\n<p>At least i have a nice hotel room with good interwebbiness. Of course when I turned on the TV, Chuck schumer (dickhead, planet earth) greeted me with his typical lack of reason to continue to waste oxygen, so I had to go outside and walk around until the desire to crush had been driven from my mind. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m in a hotel on the evening of my 14th wedding anniversary. I wish I were home. I miss you, love of my life. And a monday without you at the end of it is doubly horrid. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, it started out ok, and all, but ended up being the reason for a lot of pain reliever sales. So far today I have been on fire, bled profusely, and had my toes run over by a golf cart. At least i have a nice hotel room with good interwebbiness. Of course when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1757"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1757"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1757\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}