{"id":1769,"date":"2007-09-23T09:51:08","date_gmt":"2007-09-23T14:51:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1769"},"modified":"2007-09-23T09:51:08","modified_gmt":"2007-09-23T14:51:08","slug":"fucktard-of-the-month-jeremy-clarkson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1769","title":{"rendered":"Fucktard of the Month: Jeremy Clarkson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I watch BBC America fro time to time, and yesterday I stumbled on a show I hadn&#8217;t seen before. It&#8217;s called &#8220;Top Gear&#8221; and it&#8217;s about cars, so I think, hey, why not? <\/p>\n<p>And then I get to listen to Jeremy Clarkson flapping his jaws.<\/p>\n<p>This asslicking socialist fucktard, who only speaks english because America prevented his country from ending up in the hands of Hitler, was welcoming Brian Cox back to &#8220;the land of REAL freedom&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>I was absolutely flabbergasted. <\/p>\n<p>As a cite for what he was referring to, he said &#8220;Someone threw a rock at my car because I had a &#8220;Hillary for President&#8221; sticker on it.&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Well, duh. Lissenup, you anencephalic talking head: You only make a living because of America and Americans. If not for us your whole country would be busy making scones for East German Apparatchiks. <\/p>\n<p>Do a little research about this asswipe, and you&#8217;ll find he has made a pretty good living out of being an ass to everyone he meets. Do me a favor, will you? Ignore him. Now that you&#8217;ve heard of him, give him the recognition he deserves: None. <\/p>\n<p>And Jeremy: Freedom is FREEDOM. It&#8217;s not what YOU think it should be. You wouldn&#8217;t know what freedom was if it jumped up and bit you on your saggy british ass, you vile pile of bile. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I watch BBC America fro time to time, and yesterday I stumbled on a show I hadn&#8217;t seen before. It&#8217;s called &#8220;Top Gear&#8221; and it&#8217;s about cars, so I think, hey, why not? And then I get to listen to Jeremy Clarkson flapping his jaws. This asslicking socialist fucktard, who only speaks english because America [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1769"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1769\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}