{"id":1775,"date":"2007-09-25T22:41:41","date_gmt":"2007-09-26T03:41:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1775"},"modified":"2007-09-25T22:41:41","modified_gmt":"2007-09-26T03:41:41","slug":"i-have","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1775","title":{"rendered":"I have"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>about thirteen thousand pair of Socks. <\/p>\n<p>Now, DIck has seen and become unnaturally attracted to at least one pair. <\/p>\n<p>Some days, it&#8217;s all I  can do to find a pair that are the same thickness, let alone that match.<\/p>\n<p>See, the family has a sort of a traditionof buying me extremely ugly socks for christmas. Some years have provided a bumper crop, some not so much. Years ago my sister had to resort to what I will euphemistically call &#8220;ethnic&#8221; stores to find ever more ugly socks. <\/p>\n<p>Today I sorted and threw out hundreds of mismatched or holey socks. I got a plastic garbage bag full. <\/p>\n<p>Damn, it will be good to have my sock drawer back. I also tossed thirteen pair of underdrawers that were just too damned big to keep up anymore. That was the best part.<\/p>\n<p>Other than that, I got nothing. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>about thirteen thousand pair of Socks. Now, DIck has seen and become unnaturally attracted to at least one pair. Some days, it&#8217;s all I can do to find a pair that are the same thickness, let alone that match. See, the family has a sort of a traditionof buying me extremely ugly socks for christmas. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1775","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1775"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1775\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}