{"id":1795,"date":"2007-10-06T20:35:38","date_gmt":"2007-10-07T01:35:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1795"},"modified":"2007-10-06T20:35:38","modified_gmt":"2007-10-07T01:35:38","slug":"og-0-mosquitos-996","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1795","title":{"rendered":"Og-0 Mosquitos-996"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Having gone afield early for the first time, I can safely say THIS SUCKS GOAT PECKER FROM HELL. <\/p>\n<p>I mean, I love to hunt, love to be in the woods, love the outdoors.<\/p>\n<p>And the mosquitoes are so fucking annoying that it makes me want to live in a spacesuit. <\/p>\n<p>I had a can of Deepwoods off with 296% Deet, and I sprayed the entire can (14 ounces) on me. <\/p>\n<p>THis made the mosquitoes- if you can believe it, MORE annoying. Now, they&#8217;re buzzing around my face as if to say &#8220;i&#8217;m NOT LANDINg on you! I&#8217;m NOT BITING you!&#8221; It&#8217;s like having sixteen billion five year olds in the car. <\/p>\n<p>Didn&#8217;t even get to nock an arrow. <\/p>\n<p>Took four minutes to shower the deet off me. And Speedway chili cheese dog farts in the shower is a bad idea. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having gone afield early for the first time, I can safely say THIS SUCKS GOAT PECKER FROM HELL. I mean, I love to hunt, love to be in the woods, love the outdoors. And the mosquitoes are so fucking annoying that it makes me want to live in a spacesuit. I had a can of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1795"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}