{"id":1814,"date":"2007-10-12T06:48:07","date_gmt":"2007-10-12T11:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1814"},"modified":"2007-10-12T06:48:07","modified_gmt":"2007-10-12T11:48:07","slug":"painful-reminders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1814","title":{"rendered":"Painful reminders."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you lose your hair, it sometimes leaves stragglers, little reminders of &#8220;this is where your hairline OUGHT to be&#8221;. I haven&#8217;t had one of those ina while, but the other day I noticed a thin wisp of hair, a clump of two or three fine hairs, fully two inches down from my current hairline. <\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Mother Nature. <\/p>\n<p>Bitch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you lose your hair, it sometimes leaves stragglers, little reminders of &#8220;this is where your hairline OUGHT to be&#8221;. I haven&#8217;t had one of those ina while, but the other day I noticed a thin wisp of hair, a clump of two or three fine hairs, fully two inches down from my current hairline. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1814"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}