{"id":1854,"date":"2007-10-30T10:39:13","date_gmt":"2007-10-30T15:39:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1854"},"modified":"2007-10-30T10:39:13","modified_gmt":"2007-10-30T15:39:13","slug":"to-the-guy-driving-the-civic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1854","title":{"rendered":"To the guy driving the Civic:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know who you are. The guy with a garbage bag taped over the back window with duct tape. The car with three green fenders and one blue. The guy with one headlight. And one taillight, and a trailer light drywall screwed to the other side and wired in with tape and speaker wire. The one with the 500 watt stereo. Yeah, you.<\/p>\n<p>Your car LOOKS like that, because you DRIVE LIKE A FUCKTARD. <\/p>\n<p>You weren&#8217;t even on a cellphone. I can&#8217;t imagine what THAT would be like. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know who you are. The guy with a garbage bag taped over the back window with duct tape. The car with three green fenders and one blue. The guy with one headlight. And one taillight, and a trailer light drywall screwed to the other side and wired in with tape and speaker wire. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1854"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1854"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1854\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}