{"id":1859,"date":"2007-11-01T19:38:43","date_gmt":"2007-11-02T00:38:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1859"},"modified":"2007-11-01T19:38:43","modified_gmt":"2007-11-02T00:38:43","slug":"why-i-dont-drink-part-nine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1859","title":{"rendered":"Why I don&#8217;t drink, part nine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you spend time on the road, inevitably someone will say &#8220;C&#8217;mon, have a beer, no big deal, man up!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When you wake up the first time in your local drunk tank, it&#8217;s a little shocking, but after eight, ten times, it&#8217;s a friendly spot. Well, as friendly as eight 100 watt fluorescent bulbs can be to an everclear hangover.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the waking up in a strange drunk tank, 1900 miles from home, 1900 miles from the nearest bail money, that convinces you that drinking is not always a good idea. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you spend time on the road, inevitably someone will say &#8220;C&#8217;mon, have a beer, no big deal, man up!&#8221; When you wake up the first time in your local drunk tank, it&#8217;s a little shocking, but after eight, ten times, it&#8217;s a friendly spot. Well, as friendly as eight 100 watt fluorescent bulbs can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1859\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}