{"id":1879,"date":"2007-11-12T22:13:39","date_gmt":"2007-11-13T03:13:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1879"},"modified":"2007-11-13T23:46:36","modified_gmt":"2007-11-14T04:46:36","slug":"bambi-harshing-my-mellow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1879","title":{"rendered":"Bambi: Harshing my mellow."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I WILL KILL HIM!<\/p>\n<p>Or his mom.<\/p>\n<p>Or his sister.<\/p>\n<p>I have decided not to cut my hair until I murder bambi or one of his relatives.<\/p>\n<p>Showering, on the other hand, I will still be doing 3 times a day. I&#8217;m not a damned hippie. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I WILL KILL HIM! Or his mom. Or his sister. I have decided not to cut my hair until I murder bambi or one of his relatives. Showering, on the other hand, I will still be doing 3 times a day. I&#8217;m not a damned hippie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}