{"id":1881,"date":"2007-11-13T22:01:35","date_gmt":"2007-11-14T03:01:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1881"},"modified":"2007-11-13T22:44:34","modified_gmt":"2007-11-14T03:44:34","slug":"alright","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1881","title":{"rendered":"Alright."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you are an engineer, and your desk is <em>always immaculately clean<\/em>, with nothing spread out on it, no parts around, nothing stacked up anywhere, you just don&#8217;t have enough workload. Life should be a lot like juggling five flaming hedgehogs whilst frying bacon naked. <\/p>\n<p>I have spoken. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you are an engineer, and your desk is always immaculately clean, with nothing spread out on it, no parts around, nothing stacked up anywhere, you just don&#8217;t have enough workload. Life should be a lot like juggling five flaming hedgehogs whilst frying bacon naked. I have spoken.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1881"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1881\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}