{"id":1919,"date":"2007-12-05T22:40:38","date_gmt":"2007-12-06T03:40:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1919"},"modified":"2007-12-05T22:40:38","modified_gmt":"2007-12-06T03:40:38","slug":"wrenching-proceeds-apace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1919","title":{"rendered":"wrenching proceeds apace"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Taking parts off the truck and getting the customs forms together and driving the &#8220;Kia! The Car that you Wear!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Kia Rio I&#8217;m renting defines shitbox. It&#8217;s options are CD player. <\/p>\n<p>Oh, it has AT\/PS\/PB but I think that&#8217;s pretty common. <\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a little slot in the dashboard that, according to the manual, is a holder for parking stubs. That&#8217;s a feature. It also changes lanes automatically. Often, when you least expect it. <\/p>\n<p>Takes me ten minutes with a shoehorn and a couple of warm spoons to get in it. If I have to drive it for more than ten days I&#8217;m gonna get a hole saw and cut some arm holes in it. Thank god I&#8217;ve gotten down to about a 47, because the car, i&#8217;m pretty sure, is a 48. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Taking parts off the truck and getting the customs forms together and driving the &#8220;Kia! The Car that you Wear!&#8221; The Kia Rio I&#8217;m renting defines shitbox. It&#8217;s options are CD player. Oh, it has AT\/PS\/PB but I think that&#8217;s pretty common. There&#8217;s a little slot in the dashboard that, according to the manual, is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1919"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1919"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1919\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}