{"id":1928,"date":"2007-12-11T16:06:32","date_gmt":"2007-12-11T21:06:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1928"},"modified":"2007-12-11T16:06:32","modified_gmt":"2007-12-11T21:06:32","slug":"how-do-you-get-a-permit-to-do-a-god-damned-illegal-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1928","title":{"rendered":"How do you get a permit to do a god-damned illegal thing?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You don&#8217;t, you just do it. <\/p>\n<p>Because the truck is under construction, I&#8217;m having to drive something else, and until now, that something else hasd been Kia! The Car that you Wear!. <\/p>\n<p>I have had- all this time-a perfectly good minivan in the driveway, but it needed plates, registration, title, etc. <\/p>\n<p>The problem has been getting all that done.<\/p>\n<p>See, the Brotherinlaw and his culinarily hyperskilled wife left the van here as they moved on to Austria. They seem to be settled in there now, and i hope it is a good fit for all involved. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, back to the van. They sold me the van as they left to help them take care of their travel expenses, and it has been sitting in the driveway,in perfectly serviceable condition, ever since. <\/p>\n<p>SO I needed to get it titled and tagged. <\/p>\n<p>Therin lies the rub. This was a Canadian vehicle, and it had to come through customs. The I had to have documentation of all the safety\/emissions standards. <\/p>\n<p>And the plates have expired.<\/p>\n<p>So I ended up driving 200 miles, on the nastiest weather day of the year, to get the customs inspection, with very sensitive brakes, a slight steering misalignment, and expired plates.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully,  to god, everything went well, and it is DONE. and now I have a very nice vehicle to drive until the Exploder is roadworthy again. <\/p>\n<p>Well, except that the dingodipwad at Emissions caused it to throw a code because he left the gas cap unscrewed. Idiot. <\/p>\n<p>Anayway, I have a diagnostic interface that allowed me to troubleshoot and fix it immediately. So I&#8217;m in fat city. Thanks, Paul and Liz. You rock. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You don&#8217;t, you just do it. Because the truck is under construction, I&#8217;m having to drive something else, and until now, that something else hasd been Kia! The Car that you Wear!. I have had- all this time-a perfectly good minivan in the driveway, but it needed plates, registration, title, etc. The problem has been [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1928"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}