{"id":1939,"date":"2007-12-15T17:15:29","date_gmt":"2007-12-15T22:15:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1939"},"modified":"2007-12-15T17:15:29","modified_gmt":"2007-12-15T22:15:29","slug":"mmm-meat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1939","title":{"rendered":"Mmm. Meat!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Steve is talking food<\/a> again. <\/p>\n

Now, I loves me a good steak. I prefer one that has some serious texture, but I have to be careful what wiht the surgery. So tender helps me digest better. But: other than gristle, the tenderest a piece of meat is, is when it is raw. <\/p>\n

No, I’m not suggesting you go out and eat raw meat. In fact, it’s a pretty good way to get some nasty intestinal parasites, if you’re not careful.<\/p>\n

But I have a butcher I trust. And he’s good. SO once in a while I stop by and he gets me nice big rib-eyes, or filets. Depending on the source, they’re pretty good. So I stop by the butcher shop- this is, six, eight years ago, now, and get myself a hunk of real prime. <\/p>\n

And damned near got myself arrested.<\/p>\n

See, I was hungry. ANd when it came right down to it, I wasn’t going to cook this thing a whole lot, and I figured, if I’m barely going to introduce this meat to the flame, why bother at all? SO I’m in the parking lot next to Jewel, chowing down, and a cop pulls up.<\/p>\n

“Sir, you wantto step out oif the car?”
\nSo I get out, still holding my lunch.
\n“You want to drop that meat?”
\n“I’ll put it down on this plastic. I just paid eight bucks for it”<\/p>\n

Apparently there had been some complaint by someone who saw me gnawing on a three pound hunk of raw beef in the car, and he felt as if it had to come to an end. After some discussion I agreed to leave and eat my lunch away from prying eyes, and wipe the blood off my shirt and face. <\/p>\n

People are such busybodies. I mean if a guy wants to chew on a big hunk of raw meat, what’s the problem? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Steve is talking food again. Now, I loves me a good steak. I prefer one that has some serious texture, but I have to be careful what wiht the surgery. So tender helps me digest better. But: other than gristle, the tenderest a piece of meat is, is when it is raw. No, I’m not […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1939"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1939"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1939\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}