{"id":1947,"date":"2007-12-20T20:53:39","date_gmt":"2007-12-21T01:53:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1947"},"modified":"2007-12-20T20:53:39","modified_gmt":"2007-12-21T01:53:39","slug":"can-i-ask-you-a-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1947","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Can I ask you a question?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>this from the pimply faced fucktard at the Mall. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Only&#8221; I respond &#8220;If we can begin by pondering, for a moment, the utter absurdity of what you just said&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>blank stare. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Apparently, not&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What educational system pounds out these anencephalic goatsuckers? <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I hate Malls. I haven&#8217;t been to one, now I think on it,. for nearly twenty years. I went tonight to buy a gift certificate for my nephew&#8217;s baby mama. I drew her in the Christmas pool. I have no concept what to buy for a 20 something girl. So it&#8217;s a gift card. While in the store, I was repeatedly assaulted by the most annoying collection of people. Haven&#8217;t these assholes heard of the internet, for godssakes? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this from the pimply faced fucktard at the Mall. &#8220;Only&#8221; I respond &#8220;If we can begin by pondering, for a moment, the utter absurdity of what you just said&#8221; blank stare. &#8220;Apparently, not&#8221; What educational system pounds out these anencephalic goatsuckers? Anyway, I hate Malls. I haven&#8217;t been to one, now I think on it,. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1947\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}