{"id":1957,"date":"2007-12-23T23:09:44","date_gmt":"2007-12-24T04:09:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1957"},"modified":"2007-12-23T23:10:20","modified_gmt":"2007-12-24T04:10:20","slug":"foley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1957","title":{"rendered":"Foley"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking wiht a dear old friend tonight, we recounted some of the surgery battles we&#8217;d had. <\/p>\n<p>One in particular- I was in the hospital for a surgery to remove torn cartilage from my left knee. They wouldn&#8217;t let me leave the place until I could piss, and I couldn&#8217;t quite work one up, so this <strike>sadist<\/strike> nurse foley&#8217;d me. <\/p>\n<p>I had no idea they were supposed to use lube. I had no idea they were supposed to use lube to REMOVE it. <\/p>\n<p>This bitch yanked that bastard out of my pecker like she was pulling the starter rope on a McCullough Chainsaw. I made a noise that shouldn&#8217;t come out of a human. And I pissed needles a week after. <\/p>\n<p>Dumb damned bitch. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking wiht a dear old friend tonight, we recounted some of the surgery battles we&#8217;d had. One in particular- I was in the hospital for a surgery to remove torn cartilage from my left knee. They wouldn&#8217;t let me leave the place until I could piss, and I couldn&#8217;t quite work one up, so this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1957","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1957","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1957"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1957\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1957"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1957"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1957"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}