{"id":2000,"date":"2008-01-08T21:45:45","date_gmt":"2008-01-09T02:45:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2000"},"modified":"2008-01-08T21:45:45","modified_gmt":"2008-01-09T02:45:45","slug":"neutral-density-crapblogging","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2000","title":{"rendered":"Neutral density crapblogging"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The holidays quite the rest<br \/>\nI know the Ogwife did her best<br \/>\nTo outdo the ogmom with her food<br \/>\nI felt like such a lucky dude<br \/>\nI sampled cakes and pies and nog<br \/>\n(I ate much like a full grown hog)<br \/>\nI let myself go until sunday<br \/>\nAnd back to sparseness I went, monday<br \/>\nI ate my normal spartan fare<br \/>\nand back to normal BM&#8217;s where-<br \/>\nI dropped a log that didn&#8217;t sink!<br \/>\nIt didn&#8217;t float- what do you think?<br \/>\nIt hover&#8217;d suspended in the bowl<br \/>\nAll that rich food took it&#8217;s toll<br \/>\nthe turd bobbed an inch between<br \/>\nthe bottom and top- a submarine!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The holidays quite the rest I know the Ogwife did her best To outdo the ogmom with her food I felt like such a lucky dude I sampled cakes and pies and nog (I ate much like a full grown hog) I let myself go until sunday And back to sparseness I went, monday I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2000"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2000"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2000\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}