{"id":2033,"date":"2008-01-21T14:53:20","date_gmt":"2008-01-21T19:53:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2033"},"modified":"2008-01-21T14:53:20","modified_gmt":"2008-01-21T19:53:20","slug":"chillly-buns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2033","title":{"rendered":"Chillly buns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Broad is bemoaning the lack of useful warmage in her <a href=\"http:\/\/www.regionbroad.com\/index.php\/site\/comments\/car_butt_warmer_seats_nothin\/\">crapper<\/a>, and I can definitely concur; this sucks. <\/p>\n<p>When I was a kid, Gramps had bue ticks. Big, stinky smelly dogs. Partially smelly because t hey had a habit of sleeping in the crappers. Or on them, to be more accurate.<\/p>\n<p>See, Gramps had indoor plumbing but for many years they;&#8217;d used an outhouse, and it was still there. Hell, if someone was using the house crapper, you STILL used the outhouse. <\/p>\n<p>So as often as not, you had to chase off a dog. There was an old horsehair brush there, to sweep off the ticks and fleas that the dogs generally left on the seat- and we always dosed the dsamned thing with a liberal sprinkling of flea powder once or twice a week- but man, the seat was always warm when you sat. <\/p>\n<p>Once I remember having to push the thing off  it&#8217;s foundation so a dog could scrape his way out, having fallen down the hole. And I remember more than one cold fall evening, shooing a dog off a hole, and sitting down on the warm seat, scritching said dog betwixt the ears in thanks for keeping my place. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Broad is bemoaning the lack of useful warmage in her crapper, and I can definitely concur; this sucks. When I was a kid, Gramps had bue ticks. Big, stinky smelly dogs. Partially smelly because t hey had a habit of sleeping in the crappers. Or on them, to be more accurate. See, Gramps had indoor [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2033"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2033"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2033\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}