{"id":2040,"date":"2008-01-26T23:14:01","date_gmt":"2008-01-27T04:14:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2040"},"modified":"2008-01-26T23:14:01","modified_gmt":"2008-01-27T04:14:01","slug":"dontcha-hate-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2040","title":{"rendered":"Dontcha hate it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>when you sit down to take a crap, and the edge of your foreskin catches on the edge of the toilet seat, and you start pissing without knowing that, and the piss stream is directed between the seat and the bowl, and you spray piss all over your pants before you know it? <\/p>\n<p>Not that that ever happens to me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>when you sit down to take a crap, and the edge of your foreskin catches on the edge of the toilet seat, and you start pissing without knowing that, and the piss stream is directed between the seat and the bowl, and you spray piss all over your pants before you know it? Not that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2040"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2040"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2040\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}