{"id":2046,"date":"2008-01-31T07:59:39","date_gmt":"2008-01-31T12:59:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2046"},"modified":"2008-01-31T07:59:39","modified_gmt":"2008-01-31T12:59:39","slug":"so-ive-been-eating-oatmeal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2046","title":{"rendered":"So I&#8217;ve been eating oatmeal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>lest I end up like Glenn Beck- when I realize, shit, oatmeal isn&#8217;t doing a damned thing. Four days of cramming this stuff down my gullet and I have yet to have one freight-train bowel movement. I need some corn or carrots- something that will render a good scratching on it&#8217;s way out. SOmething that comes down the pike like a jet propelled chimney brush, that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m talking about. Oatmeal. Phah. No wonder I hate the stuff. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>lest I end up like Glenn Beck- when I realize, shit, oatmeal isn&#8217;t doing a damned thing. Four days of cramming this stuff down my gullet and I have yet to have one freight-train bowel movement. I need some corn or carrots- something that will render a good scratching on it&#8217;s way out. SOmething that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2046"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2046"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2046\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}