{"id":2055,"date":"2008-02-06T22:04:58","date_gmt":"2008-02-07T03:04:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2055"},"modified":"2008-02-06T22:04:58","modified_gmt":"2008-02-07T03:04:58","slug":"home-again-home-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2055","title":{"rendered":"Home again, home again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>No racist references, thankyouverymuch. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Seven hours of driving in four seasons: Bright sunshine, driving rain, hail, and snow. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just glad to be home. Toward the end I was in the zone, just driving along, and I got to a piece of fresh concrete bridge on 90. <\/p>\n<p>I had just gotten to the edge of the Gary Aromasphere- you know, the point at which you can smell the open sewage smell? And the tail end of the truck did a hard left turn and I was looking at the broadside of a semi in the eastbound lane. And then the back tires hit (relatively) dry pavement and barked a bit, and straightened out, and I drove the remaining 25 miles in a state of heightened alertness.<\/p>\n<p>Took five or six minutes to pry the exploder seat cushion from within my tightly clenched buttocks. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No racist references, thankyouverymuch. Seven hours of driving in four seasons: Bright sunshine, driving rain, hail, and snow. I&#8217;m just glad to be home. Toward the end I was in the zone, just driving along, and I got to a piece of fresh concrete bridge on 90. I had just gotten to the edge of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2055"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2055"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2055\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}