Anyone who has met me knows I wear black, most of the time. No, I’m not some freaky ninja wannabe, nor do I try to emulate Johnny Cash. (though one could do worse) I wear black predominantly because I’m hip deep in life most of the time, often headfirst. I’m always working on something and the black helps hide the stains of my travails. <\/p>\n
There are drawbacks. It’s not a good idea to wear black in winter (black is a warm weather survival color, it dissipates heat too quickly in cold) so I get cold easily.<\/p>\n
But the worst is the crappers. <\/p>\n
Most public crappers have photosensors. You stand, the sensor sees that you’re gone, and flushes. <\/p>\n
Escept with black shirts. With a black shirt, the sensor doesn’t work in retro-reflective mode, it sees a blockage, and then any motion or reflected light causes the flush. <\/p>\n
So about every time I use the crapper in a public spot- like an airport- I have to be real careful lest the boys are a dangling and I lean forward a bit, the crapper flushes prematurely, my backside is treated to a fine spray of asswater, and if I don’t catch it in time, the boys get dunked. <\/p>\n
I have found that some have timers- they won’t let them reflush right away if you manually flush- but that doesn’t always give you enough time. And I already detest touching anything in a public john as it is. <\/p>\n
Maybe I should hang an ass gasket over my back as I sit down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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