{"id":2068,"date":"2008-02-11T22:13:26","date_gmt":"2008-02-12T03:13:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2068"},"modified":"2008-02-11T22:13:26","modified_gmt":"2008-02-12T03:13:26","slug":"nobody-wants-to-hear-me-sing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2068","title":{"rendered":"Nobody wants to hear me sing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fiona claims she does, but that&#8217;s just because she doesn&#8217;t know me. <\/p>\n<p>A long, long time ago, after my voice changed the SECOND time, I was told I might- if i worked very hard- be a tolerable tenor. <\/p>\n<p>That wasin the neighborhood of 280,000 Pall Malls ago. My voice is bad, and nothing is going to make it good again. And it&#8217;s not like I was going to be Mario Lanza, or even, for that matter, Pavarotti. <\/p>\n<p>So I never paid much attention. And I still sing- though it actually causes me pain, if i do long and loud enough. But in my car, while driving, it&#8217;s not a big deal. <\/p>\n<p>Apparently I sing in my sleep, sometimes, just under my breath. According to the Ogwife. Only at&#8230; erm, certain times. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fiona claims she does, but that&#8217;s just because she doesn&#8217;t know me. A long, long time ago, after my voice changed the SECOND time, I was told I might- if i worked very hard- be a tolerable tenor. That wasin the neighborhood of 280,000 Pall Malls ago. My voice is bad, and nothing is going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2068"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2068"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2068\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}