{"id":21,"date":"2004-02-18T22:34:31","date_gmt":"2004-02-19T03:34:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=21"},"modified":"2004-02-18T22:34:31","modified_gmt":"2004-02-19T03:34:31","slug":"mmmmmmdonuts-mmmmmm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=21","title":{"rendered":"Mmmmmm.Donuts. Mmmmmm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now, I am a big guy. I&#8217;m not merely fat, I&#8217;m strong too, and I love to eat. I love to eat good food, I haven&#8217;t become what I am because of cheeseburgers alone.  Now, I try, I really do, to avoid the cornucopia of chow laid out before me at work nearly every day; sometimes, liike today, it is difficult as hell. <\/p>\n<p>Today someone brought in three dozen Krispy Kreme donuts. Featured prominently in the collection were Chocolate cream filled oreo cookie frosted donuts. And for lunch, tons and tons of pizza. And although I went so far as to take one of the donuts back to my cube with me, and stare at it for a long while while I drank my sugarless coffee, I did not eat it. At the end of the day I breathed a huge sigh of releif, drove home to find thwt the Wife had discovered Krispy Kreme Chocolate Cream Filled Oreo Frosted Donuts! Aren&#8217;t they neat? <\/p>\n<p>I thought I was going to blow all my gaskets at once. I feared I&#8217;d have an embolisim there on the spot. As it was, I ate my dry chicken breast and came here to relate the story. Maybe if I get it out of my system here I&#8217;ll avoid strangling the next person to bring in a fourteen pound coffee cake. <\/p>\n<p>Sheesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now, I am a big guy. I&#8217;m not merely fat, I&#8217;m strong too, and I love to eat. I love to eat good food, I haven&#8217;t become what I am because of cheeseburgers alone. Now, I try, I really do, to avoid the cornucopia of chow laid out before me at work nearly every day; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}