{"id":2102,"date":"2008-02-26T22:39:36","date_gmt":"2008-02-27T03:39:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2102"},"modified":"2008-02-26T22:39:36","modified_gmt":"2008-02-27T03:39:36","slug":"good-lord-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2102","title":{"rendered":"Good lord."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One post about a bluetooth device brings the phone retards out of the woodworks. <\/p>\n<p>Listen: If YOU are too stupid and uncoordinated to drive a car and talk on the phone at the same time, by all means, do NOT do so. I can. And do. I can drive 75 mph on twisty country roads and talk on the phone AND eat a cheeseburger. This is not for everyone. In fact, most people should NOT do this. Most people should also not operate an engine lathe, either, but that doesn&#8217;t mean that I cannot. Piss off. I&#8217;ll put my driving record against anybodies, I only know two people who drive more than me, and they ALSO have coordination. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One post about a bluetooth device brings the phone retards out of the woodworks. Listen: If YOU are too stupid and uncoordinated to drive a car and talk on the phone at the same time, by all means, do NOT do so. I can. And do. I can drive 75 mph on twisty country roads [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2102"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}