{"id":2127,"date":"2008-03-12T20:59:10","date_gmt":"2008-03-13T01:59:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2127"},"modified":"2008-03-12T20:59:10","modified_gmt":"2008-03-13T01:59:10","slug":"pampered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2127","title":{"rendered":"Pampered"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>nice, new hotel, cheap rate, concierge asks if he can get me anything. he got the hockey stick, pumpkin, and olive oil but couldn&#8217;t find a transvestite midget. hard to find good help. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nice, new hotel, cheap rate, concierge asks if he can get me anything. he got the hockey stick, pumpkin, and olive oil but couldn&#8217;t find a transvestite midget. hard to find good help.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2127"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}